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37[M4F] #Seaworld – Let’s Unwrap Some Holiday Fun
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NotaSoccerDad is a male age 37 looking for a female in seaworld
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Tired of eggnog and awkward holiday gatherings? Same here. I’m looking for someone to make the season a little brighter—and a lot more fun. Whether it’s flirty banter, secret meetups, or just plotting how to survive December without decking all the halls, let’s make it one to remember.

A bit about me: I’m 5'7", fit, and love finding humor in even the strangest holiday moments (yes, including those family text chains that never seem to end). I’ve got a soft spot for whiskey and a knack for making even the dullest festive traditions way more exciting.

Here’s the deal: I’m married, not looking to change that, but I’m here to connect with someone who’s ready for a little spice in their holiday season. I’m looking for a smart, quirky partner-in-crime who can keep up with playful flirting, occasional deep conversations, and maybe even a stolen mistletoe moment or two. Bonus points if you enjoy good food, random adventures, or can outwit me in a debate about the best Christmas movie (it’s Die Hard, obviously).

So, what do you say? Let’s skip the small talk and start unwrapping something fun. If you’re ready for some laughs, a little romance, and maybe a shared conspiracy theory about why holiday sweaters are really a thing, send me a message.

Who knows—this could be the start of a holiday tradition neither of us will forget.

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