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35 [m4f] married dad seeking excitement with a known cover thief #Houston
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UsernameAvailabl3 is a male age 35 looking for a female in Houston, TX
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Okay, confession time: my day-to-day is feeling a little too much like a rerun of a show Iā€™ve seen a thousand times- itā€™s not BAD just lacking that wow factor.

So Iā€™m on the hunt for a co-star whoā€™s ready to spice things up with some laughs, meaningful moments, and maybe a few mischief-filled adventures!

Iā€™m looking for a woman whoā€™s got a sense of humor, loves to chat, and craves a bit more than the everyday routine. You want to feel appreciated, valued, and maybe even a little too special for a typical Tuesday. Iā€™m here to deliverā€”dad jokes included.

What do I bring to the table? Excessive texting (complete with emojis, tiktoks/reels, and random memes), consistent voice notes that are either super sweet or borderline ridiculous/funny, and occasional phone calls where Iā€™ll inevitably be interrupted by my smoke detector (I swear I cook better than that suggests).

Iā€™m all about spontaneous coffee runs, surprise lunch meetups, and those impromptu ā€œletā€™s ditch everything and go to a movieā€ kind of dates.

Iā€™m also a sucker for well-planned escapes to cozy spots and quality hotels. And if youā€™re into the occasional mini-getaway that involves room service and a ā€œDo Not Disturbā€ sign, Iā€™m all in!

Now, I get that real connections donā€™t just happen overnight. Iā€™m ready for the slow-burn fun of getting to know someone and building something thatā€™s both exciting and meaningfulā€”think of it as a romantic comedy, minus the cheesy soundtrack (unless youā€™re into that, then Iā€™ll supply the playlist).

So, if youā€™re up for some laughs, some connection, and a few sexy shenanigans along the way, drop me a message!

No need for a resumeā€”just tell me what makes you laugh and what youā€™re looking for.

Oh, and bonus points if you think dad jokes are actually funny.

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