The pencils are over there. The students left, they’re not coming back until tonight. Their clothes are on the couch.

Are you turned on yet by my grammatical prowess? Are you squirming in your seat for more? You should see what I can do with you and you’re 😏

All jokes aside, I’m tallish, dark skinned, with a slight athletic frame. No kids, but in a long term relationship. Most consider me relatively good looking however to each their own. I don’t show my face right away but I am willing to show a body pic to give you an idea of what you’ll be working with. I really do like to take my time to get to know someone and believe a face pic is warranted after some trust is earned because I’m in this for a long time, not just a good time. (Last joke, I swear)

This isn’t my first rodeo however things usually end due to lack of communication or lack of things in common. Still, I must be a masochist if I keep coming here. Either that or a hopeless romantic, but I keep asking myself what’s the difference? If there isn’t a connection I hope that we can respectfully part ways instead of ghosting, but judging by my previous experience I’m sure I’ll be left on read.

Bonus points for latinas as I would love to practice Spanish but it really doesn’t matter. Don’t be intimidated just cause I mention one ethnicity. I love all and have dated nearly all. Very open minded to age as well. In terms of body I prefer height weight proportional. If you’ve got a little extra I’m fine with that as well.

I consider myself relatively normal (perhaps too normal?) with a slightly above average intelligence (do you not see these complete sentences?). I’m HSV1 uptown, not downtown (if you are not okay with that, or don't know what it is, probably shouldn't message me). I can pretty much talk about almost anything, especially in an active conversation that involves genuine curiosity (hint hint), so drop a message and let’s see where it goes from there. Would love to have an engaging conversation with the excitement of getting to know someone new. Again, I do tend to move slow out of caution, but once I trust you I’ll be willing to open up more, especially if there’s chemistry.