I am looking for the following:

A man who can communicate regularly. I get that life happens, but if you can only message “during business hours”, I’m not for you. I am NOT asking you to send messages during dinner, just someone that can say good morning/good night and anything else we can sneak in between. I want some butterflies and anticipation that you bring.

A man that can meet outside “business hours”, if your only availability is for a lunch time blow job, I’m not for you. If you don’t have built in ways to escape your life after work, we won’t work out. Along the lines, a man that has the means for an affair. Truck sex, while hot and can/will happen, a bed is much better for kinky shenanigans. Lunch time BJ’s will be available to whomever I end up with.

A man who works out. Working out gives you endorphins, endorphins make you happy, happy people make better lovers. I’m not asking for male model, ripped abs, or anything like that. Just someone that prioritizes their health. If you describe yourself as a dad bod, but are 40 lbs overweight, I’m sorry I’m not for you.

A man looking for a connection/attachment. I’m not here to get your dick wet and then you ignore me till the next time you NEED it to get wet. I’m looking for that one man, that can be my man. Then you will be getting your dick wet. (P.S. if you ask me in the first 5-10 questions of getting to know me if I like my pussy licked, go ahead and skip responding to me)

A man who has done this before. I’m tired of the guilt kings, or trying to use me as a free only fans content provider so you can masterbate under your desk.. While yea nudes, sexting, videos of us rubbing one out together will happen. It will not happen on day one.

If these sound like you, dm me with your best dad joke.

If your a woman, dm me, I need a friend in this lifestyle 😂

What you are getting in return is-

A mom looking for someONE for a long (whatever long means, life happens) term thing. Let’s have some fun, learn each other, explore each others mind and body. A woman who is in shape, loves to workout, and looks pretty darn good for what life has brought me thru A woman who has a great sense of humor, loves jokes, sarcasm, witty conversations and curses like a sailor. (I am highly educated, but potty mouth is included.) A woman who will be your cheerleader and encourager, I’m on your side. Please be on mine.

TLDR- no time for lazy people, just skip on me