Im 31. 5’4”, brown hair, light eyes. Perfect smile. Hwp. Innocent looking girl next door turned new mom. I enjoy working out, gardening-aka killing plants and buying new ones. Swimming (drinking while wading in a pool). Anything outside to burn in pasty self the sun.

You- under 45, taller than 5’7”, white, Asian, black. Semi in shape, emotionally available and willing. Within 3 hours of Austin- or regularly visit Austin. Drama and disease free.

I'm always sarcastic and sometimes funny, or at least I think I am. I’d say typically I’m a 7. Occasionally, I can pull a 9 if I get heels involved. I know this is shallow- I don’t want to waste your time or mine and I’ve tried to get past looks.. I need decent looks and great personality. Well, apparently I need it all.

My husband and I are on opposite sides of the Sexual Spectrum. He’s my best friend, the world’s best dad, and I love him to death. So this will always stay discreet. Not looking for a one night stand or even two. I want passion. I want flirting and the butterflies of someone new. The slow burn half of us mention. I want an emotional affair as much as a physical one. I want you to put effort in this. I am a lot, but in all the right ways. Also, unrelated- I've been told I'm a solid BJ giver. So there's that. I’ll need you to go down on me regularly- but other than that I prefer to be submissive, very submissive.

I've done this before and a common theme l've seen is minimum effort in return you want to hop in my pants and risk my marriage for a quick bang... you may be disappointed to know I'm not looking for that kind of affair. Sorry if you just want sex without a relationship. I'm looking for a deeper connection. Something that's worth the risk. Someone who knows what an emotional affair is, and that it will never be more than that. This is a mental game, like The Sims, just top secret and you can’t set my kitchen on fire for fun. Sorry again to disappoint.

Still interested? Wow. I’ll keep going and see if I can scare you off before you get to the end ;)

I need more than just “connecting to the person I fuck”. This also seems to mean different things to different genders. What I mean is: I want dates and overnight stays if possible. I want you to provide amazing aftercare. I don’t want to just meet for a 10 minute bang. Ideal scenario: We go out to dinner, drinks, or do a fun activity together, then spend the rest of the night in bed with endless rounds of passionate,kinky, sex. Enjoying all the great aspects of a relationship in one night. We’d spend the rest of our time texting/voice notes daily when we can, teasing, talking about all of the things we want to do to each other and reminisce about all of the things we already have. Give free life therapy to each other.

I know this is all very forward, but I’ve learned that’s usually best for both parties. If you’ve made it to the end, and you’re not over 45- holy shit- message me and tell me what’s wrong with you lol.