Hey there! Thanks for opening up the post.

To start off, I guess I see a lot of posts on here trying to find someone to pay attention to the OP, to give some love to the OP, to feel wanted. That’s is all great but IS NOT what I am looking for. So, I wanted to get that out of the way first. Look, I have a great wife. She pays attention to me, she loves me, she talks to me and gives me attention. I am not looking to leave her, because that just complicates things even more. I have what seems to be the opposite problem than most here - I need someone I actually love BEING AROUND.

Let me explain - my wife and I fell in love early in our lives. We were very compatible and we had similar life goals. Fast forward 6 years and while some of that holds true, I really don’t have fun with my wife anymore. I want to play some video games or go to a concert and smoke a bowl. She wants to sit on the couch and watch shitty TV. I want to play some video games and play strip Mario Kart. She wants to knit and wait for me to read her mind that she wants to have sex, then be vanilla in the bedroom.

You get what I mean? I need someone who wants to be my friends with benefits…not my lover. I need someone who wants to smoke a J and go to a concert, then go fuck in a parking lot. I need someone who wants to have a play date with our kids and ourselves. I don’t want to text you every morning and night. I don’t want to be some emotional support human for your shitty marriage. And I don’t want you to be that for me either.

I just want to be that guy you make eyes at in the grocery store and then pull into your car when I return the cart before you go back home. Does that interest you? Does that sound like something we could have fun doing?

If so, DM me and we can talk specifics. Or maybe we can be the sexy snapchat version of that too. Who knows. I just need someone to be my friend and not my new wife.