-1. I can make you laugh

-2. I love how excited I get when you send me a text

-3. You can make me laugh

-4. I know how to cook

-5. I am a mean gardener

-6. I play the guitar

-7. You have a cute tush

-8. I love how your body fits into mine

-9. I will never judge you

-10. I know how to make furniture

-11. My pickling game is A

-12. We'd love to chat at night by the fire

-13. I drink wine in the winter and beer in the summer

-14. I like making lists

-15. I'd love to eat you out

-17. I can't count (this should have been 16)

-18 I a from Europe

-19. I speak multiple languages

-20. My OpSec is tight (I learned from past mistakes)

-21. I have.a DadBod

-22. I am kinky

-23. I can make myself available during the day

-24. I have an artsy streak

-25. I watch Star Trek TNG

-26. I love Neil DeGrasse Tyson

-27. I want to be an astronaut

-28. I plant trees

-29. I make killer cocktails

-30. 'Rona Hair, I don't care :)

-31. I have travelled the world

-32. Did I mention I can cook?

-33. I don't care about your race, age or size

-34. I am a Sagitarrius

-35. I'm a dad

-36. I am discreet and honest

-37. If I send you pictures, they are real

-38. I will respect your privacy

-39. discretion is very important to me

-40. I don't want to change your situation or mine

-41. I hate people.. limited exposure to small amounts of people is fine, but large crowds turn me off

-42. I listen to classic rock, think Led Zeppelin, Zappa, etc.

-43. I am eclectic

-44. I am fun!

-45. I love farmer's markets

-46. I have a pet frog that lives in my pool

-47. I have a pool

-48. I love sex

-49. I wish I had more sex

-50. I can tell my arse from my elbow

-51. I am handy

-52. i am also handsy

-53. I do the dishes

-54. i will molest you, if you do the dishes

-55. I like the way the sun shines in your eyes

-56. I will send you good morning and good night texts

-57. Despite what I am doing here I am principled and have a moral compass

-58. Your friends would love me, though I doubt it would ever come to that

-59. I will listen to you

-60. I don't care if you have other APs

-61. I love eating pussy

-62. ...and I am reasonably well endowed

-63. I go out of my way to protect insects, even in my garden

-64. Sometimes I leave a crop of collards to caterpillars just to give back

-65. I love camp fires

-66. I ride a bike

-67. I'd love it if you rode me

-68. I am a computer nerd

-69. well... 69!

-70. I have a full set of clean teeth

-71. I am not quite 50 yet

-72. I can trim my pubes, if you prefer

-73. I don't mind a bush

-74. 5'11", 170 pounds

-75. I prefer to sleep in, but I am a night owl

-76. I often have a beard

-77. I love building legos with my son

-78. I live on a quiet street in the boonies

-79. I am cool, calm and collected

-80. and a Silver Fox

-81. My school teachers were in love with me

-82. I can do the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs

-83. Never have I ever..

-84. I watch nerdy documentaries and TV shows

-85. I make sourdough bread

-86. I appreciate you!

-87. I brew my own beer

-88. I fart in inappropriate situations

-89. I eat chocolate at night

-90. Boy, this is a long list!

-91. I am intelligent

-92. and inappropriate at times

-93. I know how to code

-94. I mow the lawn

-95. I have no debt and a great credit score

-96. I have a lot of books

-97. My wife has no idea I am doing this

-98. I am cynical and irreverent

-99. I am always horny

-100. I am waiting for your text :)