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Hey there. So, I just turned 50 and I’m not psyched about it. Yes, I’ve had a couple of affairs in the past but it’s been a few years. I miss it. I know it sounds cliche, but I’m looking for an actual connection. I want just one woman who wants to be friends and text and talk about anything and everything in addition to the hot sex part. The truth is that without the connection part the sex can’t be truly hot.
About me:
I’m an attractive, clean-cut, professional type. My mom assured me that I’m very handsome and I don’t see why she would lie.
I’m 5’9” with salt and pepper hair, brown eyes, glasses, and a slim build. I’m an unbelievable smartass and promise to make you laugh. It’s my thing that I do. I’m a chill, laid back dude with a great job and a generally great life but a lame marriage that I can’t/won’t leave…at least not yet. I’m available a lot. I text like a teenager.
I can also be kinky if you’re into that kind of thing but it’s a separate conversation and not a requirement ;)
About you:
You’re cool and chill and smart and want to misbehave a bit. Ideally you’ve done this before but maybe not. You’re average/slim/fit and confident. You want to have a secret boyfriend.
I realize that that the odds are greatly stacked against me here but a guy has to try. I’m shooting my shot. You can ask me anything at all. I’m an open book.
If you’ve read this far and don’t reply the terrorists win.
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