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Hey there, fellow gorgeous lady from the Costco checkout line. Yesterday, you looked effortlessly stunning while expertly maneuvering that oversized cart—truly an art form.
How's your morning? Did you drive to morning yoga dodging Teslas driven by people who think blinkers are a suggestion? Or were you busy rage scrolling Zillow, contemplating selling a kidney just to afford a down payment? Either way, I support you.
Now, about me: I’m an East Asian guy fit, full head of hair (yes, flex), and an expert at finding the best ribeye Costco has to offer. I lift, I eat well, and I appreciate the fine art of shit-talking, especially from someone who’s quick, sarcastic, and unafraid to speak her mind. If you can keep up with the banter, enjoy strenuous activities (not just sex, but hiking and climbing count), and can pronounce Pho correctly, then we might be a match.
If that sounds appealing, let’s trade barbs disguised as banter, and maybe even (gasp) talk on the phone. If not, no hard feelings—I still hope your overpriced latte is always made right, your next BART ride is mysteriously free of delays, and your landlord never figures out they could be charging you more.
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