Married, 37f, Houston, TX

Are your red flags my attraction?

Unfortunately for me, I tend to have a type. And they all have the same red flags that I continually ignore. What can I say, I like what I like.

Do I sound bitter? Absolutely. But the best way to get over someone is to get under someone new. Is it you?

ADHD
Light eyes
Dadbod
My height or taller (I'm 5'10")
Chatty
Charismatic
Funny
Beard
Married with kids - picture perfect on fb/insta a plus
Your wife is type A so you are searching for the one part of your life you can control
32 to 42ish years old.

Impulsive
Intense
Your wife controls your money, so you aren't able to book a hotel room, which is fine because
You have always been interested in car play or public play, but
Your wife tracks your location, so you can't meet anywhere for too long, and
It has to be during the day, cause you have don't have that much flexibility in your schedule
Really great at texting, voice notes, pictures, calls etc for the first 2-4 months, then will fade out claiming your busy at work
Especially great at dirty talk, especially the "cheating" kind
Surprisingly good in bed (I mean the car) for how quick you cum
Talk a big game about going down on me, but when push comes to shove..... 🦗🦗
Pretty cock
Ready for me to be 100% your hype girl, but never fully invested in being my hype man
Religious issues (PKs to the front of the line!!)
Your birthday? Important, it's a bj day after all
Your possible kinks/turnons include cheating, wedding rings, fucking raw/creampies, feet, wet/messy, used panties, taking pictures/videos during, spanking, calling me your pretty little cumslut, breeding, possessiveness, etc.

I bring a happy-go-lucky, overly positive, non-judgemental attitude. Tits that are big and pretty enough to distract from the fact that my ass is kinda flat. Long legs. Nice mouth. Mom tummy. A girl-next-door face.

Hope to fall intensely in lust with you soon