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Life is short and I'd like to find an accomplice to share some passion with.
You: Intelligent, genuine, and able to hold a conversation about more than weather and traffic. I don't mind chatting about the latest season of Squid Game but I want to get to know what makes you tick. Age appropriate is ideal (I'm not up on the latest gen Z slang). I’m a sucker for heels and nice legs. No specific deal breakers but if you’re a trumper we probably won’t get along.
Me: I'm late 30s, white, average male height. I have all my hair, including an ample beard, and wear glasses. Dad bod. If you want a two word description, it's nerdy lumberjack. I'm fluent in sarcasm, somewhat goofy, and you can typically find me despairing over how terrible New York football teams are, or building / fixing something. I'm not an adonis, nor am I a sex god but I know how to listen and put in the work.
Serious applicants only — if I wanted just a penpal I’d talk to chatgpt (yes, the robot takeover is real 🫡). Also please have your opsec on point. The only entity that suspects I am here is my cat and luckily she can’t talk.
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