Your situation may not be the same as mine, but whatever it is, you’re here – looking for someone to connect with. Someone who is attractive, like you. Someone who can capture your attention, and whose attention you will capture. Someone who will scratch your proverbial itch in life.

Sounds simple, but for some reason it’s so hard to find that person – or even someone remotely resembling that person.

But you want to. You really want to. And so you peruse your Reddit feed, click on some eye-catchers, read through some posts, and respond to the ones that seem to have the right ingredients – with the hope that they look as good as they sound (if not better).

What comes next, of course, depends almost entirely on luck, it seems. Is he a stud? Or is he a dud?

Well, you’re here, so it’s probably been the latter for you so far. It’s been like that for me so far.

Maybe this will be the start of something new? Let’s find out.

About me: I'm white, 34, married with kids, in the Bay Area, specifically the North Bay. I'm relatively attractive (but aren't we all, relatively?). I'm in decent shape even though I don't work out as much as I used to or as I'd like to. If height matters to you, I'm 6'1". I don't do drugs. I drink socially. Love to have a good time, easy going, try new things, enjoy life in and out of the bedroom.

About you: I think if you clicked on this post and have read this far (and enjoyed it), we are probably compatible enough to engage in a conversation to at least get to know one another to see what sort of chemistry we have. Looking for someone who is also married, takes care of themselves, doesnt take life too seriously, is looking to have a good time, but not change their situation.

So, if you've gotten this far, send me a message already! And don't worry about writing a catchy, Pulitzer prize-winning first message. I'm not going to ignore your one-liner. I'm a guy. Our inboxes don't get flooded with messages like women. :) And I will reply.