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Don't say I didn't warn you!
Saying Hi is going to be a really bad idea! You wont get any work done, the questions will just keep coming as if I am trying to steal your identity, the attempts at making you LOL will at times may cause Forrest Whittaker eye, you maybe waking up in the morning anxious to see if I have messaged first, get the hump cause I have been off line for more than 20 mins and your bottom lip may get sore from biting it with anticipation when you see I have messaged.. insert other similar nonsense.
Now then, other than my irresistible charm and rugged good looks I am tall, fit...ish, most of own hair and teeth, get horrific heartburn if eat cheese too close to bedtime oh and.... in a relationship which is more of a hostage situation.
Might you be the daftest thing I do today?
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