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...I volunteer too much. Sometimes I give too much to charity. And sometimes I hit people with my car. So sue me.
-Michael Scott
In a sea of M4F posts I'll try to make mine stand out as much as possible. Starting with an admission, I would love, love to have worked in the Office with that crew.
I would say most of my closest friends and inner circle would describe me as witty, highly observant with a strong emotional IQ, kind and pragmatic, with a great smile. They'd also say I'm a stickler for being on time, I'm picky with wines, and always return my grocery cart to the corral.
Physically I'm the complete opposite of a dad bod, in fact I'm in really, really good shape, muscular and lean. Very hygienic, look and present a quite bit younger than my age implies, with a full head of thick hair, flirty eyes, and one dimple, nice teeth. I love board games, discussing deep cultural/worldly topics and philosophical what-ifs, balanced with a love of reading, working out, breweries/wineries, people-watching, and a passport with nearly every page stamped.
Established tech professional and work fully remote from home, no kids, married, dead bedroom situation. Some quick hits:
- Pineapple on pizza is delicious
- I never wait for the gas light to go on before refilling
- Black and forest green are tied for my favorite colors
- I never smell, like, even after a grueling workout I maintain a pleasant scent
I'm looking for a woman in a similar situation in the Denver-area, not afraid of catching emotions, but also looking for a physical intimacy to pair with that emotional connection. Can chat throughout the day and early evening (I tend to go to bed early), and I can get away with relative ease and have tight OPSEC; you should too.
Sound intriguing? I would love to hear from you.
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