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I’m after sparks, but I don’t easily catch fire. If you want to send me sparks, bring an extinguisher, but only if you're hot enough.
I'm currently entrenched in my own chaos, and I have no desire to change it. Your chaos is just fine too, let’s both be perfectly imperfect together.
I’ve got conditions that must be met before I release any affection. My love is being held hostage, and every hour on the hour, I’ll fire more off into the universe until you fulfill my requests.
I’m looking for someone between 29 and 49 years old. You must have a physical body; spirits and apparitions need not apply. I crave a real connection, but you must be compatible, preferably with USB or HDMI support.
I come with several redeeming qualities. I’ve read more than a few books, and I speak in coherent, full sentences. I’ve got hobbies, and a life. If you’re interested, you can be a part of it, but only if you want to.
I’m seeking something genuine. If you don’t exist, do us both a favor and don’t reach out.
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