I bet you’re absolutely dying to read yet another captivating profile, so here’s a real treat for you! 🙄 😆

You’re about to experience a profile so remarkable, it’ll make you question your life choices up until this point.

Ladies of the Reddit realm, feast your eyes upon this man of indistinguishable taste and questionable decision-making skills 🫣. Yes, it’s me, your knight in slightly tarnished armour. At the tender age of 40-something, I’m like a fine wine, getting better with age, or at least that’s what I keep telling myself.

What can I say about myself? Well, for starters, I have an extensive collection of dad jokes that are sure to make you groan with delight, and my flirting skills are like a Covent Garden magician’s act… surprisingly entertaining, with a touch of misdirection that leaves you wondering how I managed to charm my way into your heart!

I am a fun-loving, romantic, emotionally intelligent professional. Standing at a whopping five feet ten inches, I am the living embodiment of average height. Sure, I make an effort to eat healthily, visit the gym and enjoy the outdoors with my dog, but alas, a chiseled six-pack eludes me. Along with a messy mane of wavy salt and pepper hair adorning my head, accompanied by a well-groomed beard and cheeky smile, my dark eyes are the window to my soul and the unofficial judges of everyone’s fashion choices. And let’s not forget the delightful hue of my skin, reminiscent of a delectable bar of Cadburys dairy milk, you’ll need to control the urge to nibble.

I’m on the hunt for an intimate connection, that’s flirty and steamy, like a spicy salsa dip with a side of laughter, and along the way maybe we can indulge in some fun and wacky adventures.

I want to jump for joy (obviously, secretly inside!) when your name pops up on my screen, like my puppy when he’s discovered a hidden stash of treats. We can kindle the flames of passion, have the thrill of chasing each other with sneaky adventures that make life deliciously naughty, obviously with honest, clandestine communication 😆.

Your race and body type? Sure, it’s important to look at each other and be excited by the prospect of naked cuddles, but what truly matters is the electric connection between us, like a lightning bolt striking a disco ball. Physical attraction plays a role, but let’s be honest, a killer sense of humour and some brainpower will turn me into putty in your hands. Let’s cross our fingers for mutual attraction, but if not, at least be a kind in our responses.

You, my future AP, hopefully possess the intellectual curiosity of a Baker Street detective and the sexual appetite of a famished T-Rex. You’ll effortlessly blend sarcasm, sass, and fun like a master mixologist, while also being capable of adulting when necessary.

So, let’s dive into this rollercoaster ride of desire and rediscover the passionate people we remember being. Let the quest for excitement begin!

If like me you’re married and looking for someone who can make you laugh, question your life choices, and leave you wondering if this whole affair thing was a terrible idea, look no further! Let’s embark on a journey of questionable decisions together. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? It’s all part of the adventure!