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39 F in KCMO searching for regular fun with a man 35-50. I'm 5'9, blonde, voluptuous, and I'm told I'm attractive on occasion. My vices are coffee and reefer. I have a solid career, and a relatively decent relationship. I just need to get laid, well and often.
I'm a pretty upbeat person, and I try to keep a positive attitude. I don't like to spend much of my very precious free time with whiners and complainers. I appreciate humility, a quick wit, and a creative thinker. If you can make me laugh, i will do everything within my power to please you in whatever way you desire (fair warning, I have a high tolerance to humor). I don't need daily communication (it is nice though), but low-effort communication will get you ghosted.
You should have a hobby that you love to yap about, I don't care what it is. As long as you're passionate about it, I will listen, be interested, and ask questions. Ideally, like me, you also have a job that you like or are good at and enjoy talking about. I definitely don't want to listen you whine and complain about your wife and kids; I am not your therapist (can you tell I've done this before 😂).
I'm not super into looks, but weight and height proportionate is preferable. Obviously, drug and disease free. I shouldn't have to say good hygiene is a prerequisite for getting me naked, but here we are.
Reply with your pic and a few lines about yourself. Hoping to hear from my dream side piece soon!
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