Hello, I'm 43 years old from the 217 area code. Married now for 16 years, and you know the story. I have a sexless, and emotionless marriage. We sleep in separate rooms. We spend most of our time apart even when we are in the house together. I can't do it anymore. I need intimacy. I need a secret wife. I want to be there for you when he isn't. I'm not looking to change your situation. I'm not looking to change mine. But let's be the spice in each other lives. When I wake up in the morning I want to smile when I see your good morning message.

A little about me. I'm 5'10. Weigh in at 235. In my dad bod era. I keep a short salt and pepper beard, and i have a shaved head, because it looks better that way than it does with my balding spot. :( I understand the need to be discrete. I also understand that life happens sometimes. My preferred partner would be somewhat close. I'm not driving to Florida or anything. I think it would be nice to get to know one another, send pictures, talk for a while over text. I'm not opposed to some naughty chats from time to time, but the goal here is to eventually want each other so bad we end up at hotel. I have the time for this. I'm by myself a lot and I get lonely.

I find women of all types attractive. From curvy, to sporty, to tattooed women, and beyond. I really don't have a type. My humor is in the gutter. I quote South Park almost daily. But I am also more than capable and enjoy deep conversations and try to solve the world's problems. I love to fish. I like to get out and hike. Sorry, I do play the occasional video game. I love music. I have a digital library of music that is so large I'll never have time to listen to it all. I have 3 kids, so things here can get chaotic at times. Bonus points if you know where my screen name comes from, but not at all required.