“HI, BILLY MAYS HERE”

Are you tried of a pAP ghosting you after a few days, of promising conversations? Frustrated with getting unsolicited unattractive toilet D* pics after only a few sentences of chat or even before a normal selfie? Feed up with men that have hygiene worse than Al Bundy? Worn down by people not having the emotional availability to be able to handle an AP relationship? Bunt out by someone that lacks the ability to be gone for more than 32 minutes and 17 seconds every other Tuesday, and doesn’t have the resources for required activities.

Well look no further 🤣🤣.

If any of those issues bother you, good you shouldn’t have to deal with that. First off, I never ghosted anyone. I feel that if I can handle an AP, that I can handle a simple and honest conversation that something isn’t working and move on. I have never sent an unsolicited D* pic before and never from a toilet 🤢. I keep my hygiene up ( funny I have to mention this, I thought it was common place but after reading some post I guess not). Also my profession also gives me the unique ability, to travel freely and able to make dates when needed.

But wait, there’s more….

Ok enough with the bad late night TV infomercial bit. However come to think of it maybe I missed my calling in life, and should have been an infomercial writer/producer 🤣.

Ok about me. I’m 42 married and kids. Looking for that especial someone, that can excite me both emotionally and physically. In the looks department I have a shaved head and beard, 5’10, average weight. I try to stay in shape and run 4-5 miles a day.

I would like to find someone that’s in a similar situation, and that’s within 10 years of my age. I’m looking forward to doing all the cliché things, good morning and goodnight texts, sending silly memes and goofy selfies. Hearing about your day. I want both a mental and physical connection, I feel those go hand in hand. The mental connection is definitely needed before anything physical, and that takes time to build on.

Ok now time for the difficult question, what’s the appropriate way to cut pizza pie shaped or square cut?

Hope do hear from you soon