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Hey, ladies of the Lone Star State! I’m talking to you — the ones who’ve tucked away your wild side, scrolling through Reddit, dreaming of a man who can bring it roaring back to life, singing “Deep in the Heart of Texas”. You’ve tried wine and smutty books, but let’s face it, you’d rather be drinking that wine while a man makes you read that book aloud, in character, while he’s giving you the ride of your life. That’s where I come in.
About me:
- I’m 42, 5’9”, 230 lbs, dark hair, hazel eyes, and married
- Juggling career and chaos of parenthood
- Calm, finding joy in a glass of wine after a long day
- I’m not one for flashy suits. You’ll find me in crisp shirts. I’m comfortable in my own skin.
- I enjoy traveling, enjoying a good book, or simply being at home with a glass of wine and great conversation.
- I’ll make you laugh, and challenge your thoughts.
What I’m looking for:
- A woman, 30s to 50s, with a “mom-bod”, curves that tell a story of bearing and raising kids. It's fucking sexy.
- A woman who loves meaningful conversations and quiet moments, but also knows how to let loose and enjoy life’s pleasures.
- Someone who’s open to exploring hidden gems, both in travel and in bed. I’m talking about experiences that leave you breathless.
- A woman who understands that life’s challenges are best navigated with grace and a touch of humor. I’m here to make you laugh, even when you’re biting your lip.
What I’m not looking for:
- I’m not looking for a one-night stand. I crave depth, passion, and connection. A secret that we can both savor.
- I’m not here for drama, thanks. I’m here to offer an escape, not add to your stress.
- If you’re married, great, let's keep it that way. If not, let’s be honest about it. I don’t want to be your husband’s replacement; I want to be the man you sneak out to see when he’s away on business.
- I’m here to make you feel things, not talk about them. I'm talking about the kind of pleasure that makes you bite your lip, the kind that makes you forget your kids’ names (temporarily, of course).
- A clean body is a temple, and I treat it as such. Let’s keep things clean, in more ways than one.
Now… We’re here because we want to explore, to experience, to feel alive.
So, let’s have our own little secret, and make memories that’ll make you blush, years from now, when you think back on our time together.
PM me. Let’s go. Let’s see if our sparks ignite.
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