I am looking for a woman interested in getting to know each other, and letting our initial spark turn into a full-fledged flame. I want to know about the last good book you read, the best story you've got to tell, the first time you got kissed, and the last time you stubbed your toe on the night stand. Tell me about how you sort your M&M's by color before you eat them, and how you really hate doing that one thing that everyone thinks you actually love. Let's both feel the excitement of discovering a new person and sharpening our dulled edges. Ideally this would start off as chat and build into something more, but I am not just looking for a throwaway pen pal. If you are in the general vicinity of Eastern Iowa, that would be perfect, but I am open to any woman that thinks we'd be a good match located within the US.

About Myself:

I’m married, 5’11", average build (though actively returning to my more fit self), not interested in changing anyone's situation, I own my own business, I love indie/underground music, gardening, cooking, conversation, and several other things (no, I'm not being coy about sexual stuff) that we can get into as we learn about each other. I've got a dry sense of humor, I am well spoken, and I am not shy about being authentic to myself.

About You -

• Can write in complete sentences. "Mmmk," "a'ight," etc. are fine as part of a natural dialogue, but if our message thread reads like a cryptogram, I'm not interested.
• I have no problem with questions - they're going to happen, especially at the beginning - but we're not being interviewed for the next issue of GQ. Let's just talk and see what happens.
• I prefer someone between 28 and 46 years old, but would be open to slightly younger or older.
• You must be willing to chat via Snap. I do not use Telegram, Kik, etc.
• Non-smoker, and that includes 420
• Not religious or conservative

If you think we might get along, please feel free to message me.

Let’s chat 🥰