After 7 years in a relationship, I’ve realized how much the little things I want but don’t get actually matter. Appreciation, feeling desired, and those small joys... they’ve become harder to find, so I’m putting myself out here.

I’m looking for someone to share life’s everyday magic with as corny as this sounds:

• Good morning messages
• Random memes or funny videos
• Bragging (or lamenting) about meals we’ve cooked
• Venting about annoying coworkers
• Chatting about music, movies, games, hobbies, and the absurd
• Someone who knows how to hold a real conversation, open up, and isn't afraid to dive into every aspect of life: The good, the messy, the cringe, or even the cheeky and naughty.
• Honesty and openness are a must.

We don’t need to like all the same things, but accepting each other for who we are is non-negotiable. For example, I’m not into cars or soccer, but if you’re a mechanic who loves kicking goals, I’m still interested because I want to know you. Where you’re from or your time zone? Doesn’t matter. I can make it work.

Some Key Stats About Me: - Agility-based build: Low strength, high perception, and speed. - Lose something tiny? I’ll find it. - Highly logical: I don’t suffer nonsense gladly. - High energy: Except when sleepy. - Anti-social pressure: Actively dodging it. - Personality: Probably ADHD. Sarcastic AF. - Life motto: Procrastination is an art form. - Loves: Coffee, pasta, and pizza (hell yes!). - Superpower: My brain is basically IMDb. - Gaming? Hell yeah. - Work: A functional adult… unless I call in "sick" for fun. Appearance: - Normal-looking white guy - Blue eyes - 187 cm (6'2'') - About 90 kg (200 lbs for the metric-averse)

What can you expect from me? I'll spam you with messages: good morning greetings, photos of food, random things I find on the internet, or updates about my workday. Sleep, busy, whatever... you’ll hear from me either way. I have all the time in the world at home or at work and you are going to be a priority for me. By the way, three or four-word messages are definitely not my thing (as you’ve probably noticed from my post). I like being detailed in everything, and I need someone on the same page with that mindset.

You'll also get from me a flirty attitude and a mischievous mind. I’m definitely down for some fun, but I want a lot more than that... unless we’re talking about that mythical "holy shit, I’m in love" type of connection, in which case, things could move faster. Also, don’t be surprised if I want to ditch Reddit’s chat system quickly... I just can't stand it here.

If any of this piqued your interest, feel free to reach out. Let’s keep it fun and see where it takes us.