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Hello,
Welcome to your friendly Friday moment of winsome seduction. Please allow the lilting languid language lull you into relaxation from what I'm sure has been a rude awakening after your all too brief vacation.
I'm going to George Costanza this post and be totally honest and direct.
I'm married, fit, and playful, and I'm slowly going insane as my partner's libido has steadily dwindled down. I live downtown and often work from home. So I have both motive and opportunity to commit regular crimes of passion.
I don't want to sneak away for a weekend or start going to bars on random weeknights because I'm still very committted to family life and I'm not looking to mess that up. Maybe you are in the same boat?
Here are some things I'd honestly like to do, in roughly chronological order:
- Start off by developing some good banter
- Pic sharing when it feels right
- Share cool poems or prose passages
- Share non Top-40 music that moves us
- Meet up for coffee/tea where our legs and hands keep touching 'by accident'
- Develop guilt-free affection for each other as we realize there's still this vibrant creative person inside trying to get out
- Give each other slightly inappropriate massages
- Give each other *very* inappropriate massages
I'd like you to live in Toronto and have some freedom during the daytime. Bonus points if you have a nerdy habit that you want to tell me all about- I love learning :)
Good luck out there!
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