So, the basics. 5’8 180ish dad bod lite. I’ve got a beard. Grey hair. Pretty decent looking. I’m relatively “happy” in my marriage though obviously I’m here looking. I have time and energy to devote to this but I’m also not going to be a stalker. My physical free time is typically afternoons and I can squeeze a whole day out kind of regularly…….You and I both probably hate the FWB scenario because we actually want to like the person we’re with more than just a casual thing. Let’s be excited to see or talk to each other. Let’s make the effort to be the best “we” can be!

I’m pretty fun. Goofy. Sarcastic. Dumb guy at times. Blue collar. Though I like to think I missed my calling as a college professor. If you need a degree to believe I’m intelligent, then I don’t know what to tell you….cause I dun didn’t get past 2nd year 30 years ago? Fuck. I’m old.

I make you this promise… if you’re excited about something I know nothing about I’ll ask you and maybe even use the Google or the you tubes….

My hobbies (2 wheel types) are my secondary passion after my kids and volunteering with them. I tend to go all in when I have the time to regardless of the endeavor. Home and Dad duties will always come first.

You should probably female. /- 10 years of my age. Confident in who you are and what you want. You are not shaped like Barbie. You probably have done this before and have a good idea about how to stay safe and secret. Be fun. Can express your thoughts expansively. Can go on tangents that have nothing to do with the conversation. Have a passion that keeps you grounded. You don’t have to be perfect. I sure the hell am not. Just be the you, you are. Nothing more or less.

Fuck. Anyway. I hate writing these. There’s 1000 guys here for you to look at. This “pick me!!! Please?” Shit isn’t my vibe but trying the app scene or AM isn’t my gig. I have time to develop a relationship with that one special woman.

Let’s connect. Maybe we’ll be just friends. Maybe more. Maybe less. Let’s just be real with who and what we want. Need a wingman to vent to or check in with? I got you. Make out friend? I’m here for it…… WHO and what are you looking for?

So I did some editing and deleting. I really do suck at this.

Here’s a question for you to answer. Well, lots of questions.

When you close your eyes can you see what you imagine? Is it faded? Colorful? Full? Can you play movies in your head? Is your inner voice yours? Do you even have an inner monologue? Not that any of these are real dealbreakers but just thought “experiments”.

What are you waiting for? You got this far, shoot your shot!