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I’m a middle aged man who has no business being this flexible.
I can lay on my back, lift my legs up and over my head and make my feet touch the ground.
Hang on to your panties ladies.
I can also put my feet behind my head.
Thinking about how I can use this skill on you? All the weird dirty things? Don’t. It’s a 100% useless ability…unless I were a woman or gay man. I mean, that’s like free advertising, right?
And now you know that little tidbit about me. ;)
Since I’ve provided that lovely narrative, hopefully demonstrating my sparkly conversational abilities, you’ll allow me the indulgence of a tidy list for the rest. I’m tired and I need to go make myself an anatomically correct snowman in the front yard.
MEEEE: I’m married No desire to change that Dead bedroom. Full head of peppery hair Facial hair to match (I like a bit longer than stubbly) HWP at 5’10” Gainfully employed, if that matters? Looking for consistent, but not constant contact…like a good friend I like to poke with my equipment
Youuuuuuu: -Married or you have the understanding of the situation I’m in -Cute face! -Body type isn’t critical, I like some extra but not excessively so -Under age 50 -Also looking for someone to fill a certain empty spot in your marriage -Curious and open to trying “things” -“Things” being sexy time and random adventures, time permitting -dark humor a plus -not easily offended a plus -submissive is fine but I need someone who can still direct a bit…I’m married after all, so I’ve been steadily beaten down. ;)
If you think we could work, if you like flexibility in more than one way, if you like honey mustard, if you’d prefer a good steak over a salad, msg me
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