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Like everyone else in NYC this week, you’ve probably been thinking “I don’t know who came up with these new congestion tolls but FUCK THAT GUY!” Yes, fuck me! I totally agree! It was a really bad idea and you should totally fuck me. LOL. I actually had nothing to do with it but you can totally take on your frustrations on me. Or if you think they’re a great idea and good for traffic and cyclists and the MTA budget, then you should fuck me out of gratitude! It’s a win-win for me.
When I’m not pretending to be an urban planner, I’m a white, fit, professional married man with two older kids who lives in NYC and works in Manhattan. Mature, kind, educated and with a dash of sarcasm. I love exploring the city, especially in search of my next meal. I’m open to different arrangements but would prefer an old-school affair with a smart, sassy woman who loves to laugh. Someone who knows what she wants and has done this before like I have. Someone who wants a connection on multiple levels because it’s better that way. And someone who appreciates a guy who wrote an amusing and clever ad based on municipal transportation budgetary policy! The degree of difficulty was like an 8.7.
I can only meet in Manhattan during weekdays, so think carefully about how you’re going to get there….
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