Yikes, here we go! I’m 38(f) married with no kids (and no plans) in Southeastern Pa and bored to tears. Looking for a fun, but genuine online connection for banter and whatever else happens naturally. Looking for a healthy mix of sharing the daily grind, and eventually getting hot and bothered at my desk on a random Tuesday. Would love to make the jump to in-person, all depends! 

I’m 5”5, tan, long brown hair and eyes. Inarguably great rack. HWP. Had to look up what that meant. Not offended by early, intro pic request to establish whether we’re each other's vibe. I'm very pretty, I swear! But I mean, if you are a handsome dude, getting that established from the jump can't hurt eh?

I have a rewarding career in the Events/Hospitality world, which basically requires a people-person and bubbly personality, which definitely describes my energy. I previously worked in film and drive most people nuts with movie trivia, you've been warned. I have a nice, comfortable life but with the deadest of bedrooms. No one’s leaving anyone. Just bored. So bored.

You’re fun, reasonably attractive, confident and like to talk about whatever: Your day, favorite albums, crazy college stories. I like men with hobbies and learning about them, seriously, teach me shit! I tend to be in opposites-attract scenarios. 

Prefer married, similar age, and in the Mid-Atlantic area in case we actually wanna bang! Whether you have kids makes no difference to me, but dads are sexy.

Mainly available workdays but will want to talk to whenever if you got me grinning like an idiot. Not opposed to an IRL meet, but online to build something worth the risk. 

This would be my first situation with a stranger, but not my first experience stepping out on the hubs. 'Lifers' sort of intimidate me, so experience not required!

Dick pics will obviously be ignored, but you'll send them anyway! Tried this method and once before and I was woefully unprepared for you freaks.......round two? Ding ding ding!

Response update: Aaaaand that’s a lot of dick in my inbox. Thanks bros! Jeez!

Taking a moment to work through the fray, but no, haha, I haven’t found someone in 2 hours? How could I so fast? But thanks for the love y’all!