TL;DR - Looking for a specific type of person - life is already full of cold weather, annoying coworkers and a slow pace; I’m searching for an AP who’ll be the opposite of all that; I want someone who is optimistic, fun and outgoing!

Naturally, you’d probably wonder if I’m asking for a unicorn, what do I bring to the table myself? Here’s a little rundown

• I’m all of the things I’m looking for
• I’m tall, in shape and rarely ever run out of things to say. Big brown eyes and a devilish smile. My past APs would accuse me of being a yapper
• I love all things wine and pizza related. Preferably at the same time, though, I’ll occasionally swap pizza for beef tartare but who’s really counting?

Why Do This?

My marriage has become stagnant, we’re more roommates and while I love her, there’s a part of me that needs physical intimacy. And in my search for intimacy, I’ve come to seek something specific!

Logistics

• I’m in Toronto, close to High Park. I don’t need you to be super close to me, as long as we can meet without it being super laborious for either of us. I’ve found up to like a 2hr drive is probably feasible any whatever direction our heart lies

• You should have some time with this - I totally get that life happens and it’s hard to make time sometimes but you’ll know if you can or not

• I’m open to a range of ages, body types, etc. My only hard requirements are what I’ve listed above. If you think we’d be a good fit, drop a message and let’s see how it goes?

Parting Thoughts and Appendices

Without imparting my philosophical world-view onto strangers on the Internet, I’ll leave with a question that I love asking:

Where do you fall on the spectrum of idealism vs. pragmatism? Are you a hopeless romantic or someone who’s looking to fill a void?

I promise to answer the same! And good luck out there