Hello and good morning, thank you for coming by and checking out my post. I've been hunting and searching for my one special Secret BFF, but I've had no luck yet. Can you change that for me? I'd like to introduce myself as C and provide you with some insight on myself and why I think I could possibly be a great candidate to be your deepest secret and your best friend!

For starters, I understand and appreciate the concept of Opsec and I know how to use it efficiently as well. It's not my first rodeo, and if we click I can swing any and all conversations to a different texting platform since I want to be in this for the long term and not a short fling. Speaking of conversations, I'll make them super easy and flowing for you. I have many interests! Nerdy hobbies, sports, books, movies and more! I also know the difference between to, too, and two, so bonus points? I'm also up early everyday, so if Good Morning texts are your thing, then I'm your guy!

I'm also a great listener and would love to be someone you could lean on during and through rough times. I may not always give the best advice, but I'll do my best to try and help you, even if it's just lending an ear.

My job is awesomely flexible, so I'll be able to meet for a quick coffee date, or take a day off from work and spend and entire day with you! I also have a private office, so I can easily chat all day and help you make the day go quicker.

Now, any good applicant knows that they should be ready to disclose any potential weaknesses to a formidable employer, and I always come prepared. Nights and weekends are going to be a weaker spot for me to chat and potentially meetup. It's tough and highly unlikely, but not impossible.

So what am I looking for in terms of a fellow secret BFF and 'employer'? Honestly, someone to be there for me as well. Someone to talk to daily and have quick meetups for a simple coffee date, or a hot and steamy all day session... I'll leave that one up to your imagination. Please be over 21 so we can maybe go out for a drink sometime too! I'd love to meet up with someone with an amazing character and personality. Someone who isn't looking to change their situation or mine.

If you had fun reading this, please feel free to send me a DM telling me what color looks best on you (then I'll know you read this entire thing, it's turned into quite a monster) as an ice breaker and let's see if we click. Don't be afraid to send your own BFF application either, as it may be fun and challenging and maybe a change of pace for you. I hope to hear from you soon!