I learned being patient when it comes to extramarital relationships is essential. Do I want to travel more than an hour? No. But do I enjoy it when people far outside my geographic range shoot their shot? … sometimes 😉

If you’re going to try from, like Nebraska or Sacramento, or Hell (Michigan), I can’t stop you. But our connection will be fleeting!

I’ve always known I enjoyed flirting. Most people don’t know this about me though! I keep this side of me secret. Largely because it’s only useful on really fun dates. Otherwise? No one benefits from it! I hope to change that in the new year.

I am in a DADT sitch. I am searching for a married woman who wants a connection that blends warm, playful banter, mutual respect, kinky physical fun, and a practical recognition for what we have. Namely, a fulfilling friendship that involves sex outside our marriages.

Like you, I’m not interested in negative additions to my life. I’m a mostly emotionally intelligent guy (I’ve been to therapy and I use ‘I’ statements). I’m a big reader with surprisingly good upper-body strength. My love language is flirtatious teasing, though I’m always hoping to meet someone who has interesting views.

Lots of people describe themselves using their politics, and I’ve found I get along best with left-leaning/anarchist women. Or never-Trumpers who have become disillusioned with the idea of the state overall. I promise we won’t talk about politics all the time but this is DC. If you’re not into politics, why are you here?

My ideal partner? Petite (5' 4" and under) with dark hair¹ . If you’re only attracted to chubby white guys I am probably not for you. It really helps if you enjoy conversations that range from the silly to the profoundly serious. Whether you're street-smart or packing many degrees, draw me in with your mind, your cleverness, and your wide-ranging interests.

—- 1. Hair of any length is welcome. It’s your hair. I’m not the boss of you.