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“Ouch!"
And, in a nutshell, that's the kind of corny smile I'll bring to your day when we are just speaking on sweet nothings and the randomness of our days.
I don't look like George Clooney, but I could probably pass for his second cousin twice removed on his stepmother's side. At least my hair is the same color as his. My looks are dashing, but only in the way that they could run the 40-yard-dash in 12.8 seconds.
Whatever I'm lacking in humor, I make up for in intelligence. I took an IQ test this morning and scored an 88. When I talked to my daughter and told her I made a B on it, she laughed and said, "Good thing I love you, dad."
I once had a friend who started taking Viagra for his sunburn. When I asked him what in the hell, he said, "Oh, yeah, it's not curing it, but it is keeping the sheets off of my legs.”
We're all here to fill an emptiness. I'm going to fill yours with silly jokes, a lot of attention, and probably enough perversion to make you drop on all fours when I ask who is a good girl.
At the very least, I hope you smiled. In the end, making others smile as much as possible should be our goal.
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