Vibrant, fun, outgoing, attractive and friendly educated woman seeking an AP for in person relationship. Fit, intelligent, educated and professional. I enjoy gardening, traveling, fitness, coffee, snackies, comedy, stuffing my face until my belt bursts, and of course, Wawa. I’m looking for someone who can appreciate silly goofy jokes and dry off color humor (the cheesier, the better); Puns (bonus points if you can make me groan); Unexpected dance breaks (preferably in grocery store aisles); Late-night debates about whether a hot dog is a sandwich (it’s a lifestyle choice); and secret squirrel foodie hidden gems. Dealbreakers: If you don’t laugh at my terrible puns, we’re toast. If you can’t appreciate a well-timed “That’s what she said,” we’re probably not a match. Now for the more serious stuff: I’m not looking for a newbie to the affair world. I want someone who understands the complexity of these relationships, who takes OPSEC seriously, who respects each other’s time, and is willing to share their feelings if things get tough or they don’t want to partake in the life anymore. I’m not looking for a purely physical relationship, so I’m not interested in someone who wants just that. Please have the time and energy to dedicate to fostering this relationship. Local people within 2 hours of Philadelphia (if you’re long distance, I’m not even going to reply). Please be over 27 to no upper age limit. I can’t believe I even have to say this, but don’t even reach out if you’re going to be gross and disgusting with your junk hanging out all over your account, or comments about the latest onlyfans content’s boobs. TLDR: I’m looking for someone who can be my secret partner in crime, my fellow pun-slinger, and my dance floor confidante. If you’re ready to laugh until our sides hurt and create our own cheese ball rom-com moments over screaming at all the Philly sports teams, message me!