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It feels so amazing doesn't it? You're all "maybe this is the one. The one I can't wait to read. The one I say good morning and goodnight to and share my wordle with. The one that puts a knife through the heart of my anxiety and makes me no longer question if I'm likable or attractive or (no!) lovable."
Chances are that's not you. I mean it could be. You never know until you try. So go ahead and give it a shot. Honestly I'd love it if you are. I've had it before and dear God I want it again. Maybe you know what I mean.
Oh, you want to know about little old me? I'm a standard issue white suburban dad. I'm tall and dad bodded. I'm friendly and engaging and a good listener and witty/ sarcastic as all get out. I love music and TV and books and movies. I cook daily and love to travel. I like to get weird but I'm a clean living guy. Raised in a conservative catholic family but now I'm so liberal that Costco's return policy waves hello and gives me a thumbs up whenever I see her. (And yes, store return policies are definitely gendered and anthropomorphic.)
So hey... give me a hello and I'll return the dopamine rush from that alien guy on top of your phone. Tell me about a song or show or something else that you're loving these days.
You're home alone bored with your husband and caught in the twilight netherworld of the week between Christmas and New Years (am I working tomorrow? What day is it? Day? What is this "day"?)... why not?
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