Sneak peek

Hope you had a nice weekend and hopefully the holidays were at least tolerable. Here to hopefully find the right one. You start a new year with a fresh bag of luck, right? 🍀🤞

I offer up my daily sacrifice in search of:

• Feminine energy
• Non-smoker (unfortunately non-negotiable—I’ve tried to be flexible with it)
• ~5’6” or under with a slim frame
• DDF (I don’t smoke but 420 friendly); will happily share my recent test results
• Maturity and effective communicator. Halloween is over so let’s leave the ghosting behind
• A natural look (e.g. no heavy/colorful makeup and/or hair, obvious enhancements, etc.)
• Kinky or looking to explore that side
• Gold 🌟 if you come bearing sass and homemade chocolate chip cookies
• Extra gold ✨ if you have interests in sports, dance, and/or food (baking and/or cooking)

About me:

I carry myself with a subtle confidence while remaining humble. Also, I have a reputation and streak to uphold for returning grocery carts as well as putting the toilet seat down. If you’re strictly looking for a Caucasian guy, you can stop reading; if you have a wider palette or open to expanding it, then I normally don’t disappoint.

Other tidbits:
• Salt and pepper with a full head of hair
• I stay fit and live a healthy lifestyle but my life does not revolve around the gym/strict diet
• Personable and self-aware
• I have a bachelor’s and master’s degree
• A blend of maturity yet spirited and youthful personality
• I 💜 Latin culture
• Married with kids and good with not procreating any more
• I believe everyone should have a therapist
• Short🤴🏻: 5’6”, which means it’ll take me less time than the tall dude to drop to my knees…to pick up anything you dropped like a gentleman should 😉

I’m a chivalrous man that respects you during dinner yet will make it a priority to bury any ounce of your remaining innocence once the bedroom door shuts.

And if you love reading and yearning to learn more, there are a few other unsuccessful posts available to give you more of a glimpse including one that is more kink-focused if that speaks to you.

Expectations:
I’m looking for a connection that is more than just physical. I enjoy flirting and banter along with occasional deep conversations. I want to get to know you and learn what makes you tick.

• I can do daily contact but not 24/7
• Ideally meeting up at least once a month as schedules allow
• You’re 30-45 minutes from Atlanta or will be able to travel to the area
• Willing to exchange pictures/verify early on

Depending on the day/week, I can be available during the day and evening.

Random facts:
• My ideal threesome: Costco, Aldi, and Publix. I almost said the holy trinity but didn’t want to potentially offend since I’m in the Bible Belt
• I’ve had so many crappy 🛒 experiences that when I stumbled upon the perfect one the other day that I almost came…close to adding it to my kink list
• I promise this is the most I’ve ever referenced grocery stores
• I grew up playing ⚽️ and still play while enjoying other sports like 🏀, 🏐, and 🏈
• I love dancing the night away
• I don’t read much these days aside from professional development and news but I loved sci-fi and fantasy

Some quotes from friends (yes, I changed names for OPSEC):

“You’re eating another 🍪???” - Sam

“You’re getting another plate?!” - Josh

“Where do you put all that???” - Maria

“You’re dumb and that’s partly why I love you.” - Isa

If you feel compelled to message me, please include the following:

• “Blackberries” in the message
• A description of you (age, location, etc.) and anything you think I would find interesting

Looking forward to our conversation🥂

PS - an adultery post by a female notated that ladies shouldn’t waste time with a pAP that doesn’t do tongue to butthole. I’m not opposed to it if that floats your boat 🤷‍♂️