49 years old male. 5’8 dad bod next door 180lbs. Married, as I assume you are as well.

I’ve got a beard. Grey hair. Pretty decent looking. I’m relatively happy in my marriage though obviously I’m here looking. I have time and energy to devote to this but I’m a little nervous about going all in on love again. You and I both probably hate the FWB scenario because we actually want to like the person we’re with more than just a casual thing. I’m not opposed to anything but I’m not willing to set that as a goal. Hopefully you get it. If not….. I probably won’t hear from you.

I’m pretty fun. Goofy. Sarcastic. Dumb guy at times. Blue collar. Though I like to think I missed my calling as a college professor. If you need a degree to believe I’m intelligent….I’ll gladly have a friendly conversation about our ideals. I’m just not going to hate you for our differences, we’re all here being humans.

My hobbies are my secondary passion after my kids and volunteering with them. I tend to go all in when I have the time to regardless of the endeavor. Home and Dad duties will always come first.

You should probably female. /- 10 years of my age. Confident in who you are and what you want. You are not shaped like Barbie. You probably have done this before and have a good idea about how to stay safe and secret. Be fun. Can express your thoughts expansively. Can go on tangents that have nothing to do with the conversation. Have a passion that keeps you grounded. You don’t have to be perfect. I sure the hell am not. Just be the you, you are. Nothing more or less

Fuck. Anyway. I hate writing these. There’s 1000 guys here for you to look at. This “pick me!!! Please?” Shit isn’t my vibe but trying the app scene or AM isn’t my gig. I have time to develop a relationship with that one special woman.

Let’s connect. Maybe we’ll be just friends. Maybe more. Maybe less. Let’s just be real with who and what we want. Need a wingman to vent to or check in with? I got you. Make out friend? I’m here for it…… WHO and what are you looking for?