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Hi everyone. I’m a UPS driver, and while I was cleaning out my truck today I found an AP that had slipped behind some boxes. The address label fell off so I thought I’d post here in case any of you were missing an AP you ordered for the holidays.
This model comes in standard white but apparently turns slightly red if left in the sun. He comes with a short beard attachment. His clothes make me think he has a while collar job. He includes the education package which means he can hold interesting conversations on multiple topics. He’s pre-loaded with dad jokes and has a sarcasm switch but it seems to be stuck in the “on” position. He works well in the kitchen or bedroom. He also has the foodie upgrade that includes recommendations for cocktail bars and restaurants. He’s slightly used but not damaged. In fact, I gotta say he is in very good shape especially for his age (not a dad bod). Batteries are not included but he recharges by running or biking around the city. And he comes with the super deluxe OPSEC add-on.
According to the packaging, he is appropriate for women 35-50, but he is not for beginners. He’s designed to work best with a smart, funny woman who doesn’t take herself seriously. Someone who is active and enjoys exploring NYC. Obviously whoever ordered this AP knows what she wants and is looking for the total package of an old-school affair.
If this sounds like what you ordered, please let me know! He ships from Brooklyn but can only be delivered in Manhattan during weekdays.
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