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While the occasion is fun, it's a reminder that life is short and I'd like to find a partner in crime to share some passion with. We’ll share stolen moments, inside jokes, and the occasional overpriced cocktail.
You: Intelligent, genuine, and able to hold a conversation about more than weather and traffic. I don't mind chatting about the latest season of Squid Game but I want to get to know what makes you tick. Age appropriate is ideal (I'm not up on the latest gen Z slang). If you're super tall and wear high heels that could be a problem as I'm not willing to stand on a table to make out with you (I'm 5'9" for reference).
Me: I'm late 30s, white, average male height. I have all my hair, including an ample beard, and wear glasses. Dad bod. If you want a two word description, it's nerdy lumberjack. I'm fluent in sarcasm, somewhat goofy, and you can typically find me despairing over how terrible New York football teams are, or building / fixing something. I'm not an adonis, nor am I a sex god but I know how to listen and put in the work.
Serious applicants only—must possess a sense of humor and the ability to keep secrets better than my cat (she judges me and questions why I am writing this ad).
Let’s make life a little more...interesting. Reply with your favorite book, tv show, or worst dad joke—you’ll know if we click.
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