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No she didn't. I lied.
-Don't be perfect looking nor pretend to be. Because I am NOT.
-I don't "love" fitness, so fuck off with that.
-I have a shitty self esteem and make fun of myself as a defense mechanism.
-Yep- I'm pretty fucked up. But still normal (I swear)
-Yep- I'm overweight at least to the suburban, shallow, fitness and Etsy loving PTA Karens on here.
-I still listen to music a lot.
-I'm not really desperate for sex - but I like it. Good company matters more.
-I get it. Your bedroom is "Dead" or you like Neapolitan ice cream.
-I want to take my time because I'm an introverted bitch. They used to call it shy.
-I don't take well to hints. Be direct. I won't cry or run away. I promise.
-Be old please. How old? That's entirely up to you. But old people don't fuck around as much they got less patience.
-Do old people use reddit?
-Be a liar. That's okay. because we are all liars. (don't lie - yes you are)
-I'm not running away with you because (see reason above - you're clearly a liar)
Finally, Yes, this is how I am in real life. Lucky you. The more pessimistic maybe the better? Those are the smarter ones who are conscious enough to know bad shit can - and will happen - when acting like an ass.
Who is left to message me? I'm guessing maybe 2? and that's being optimistic (not my forte). But hey! At least I'm sharpening my creative writing skills.
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