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Hey there. Nice to meet you over a Reddit post about having an affair. Exactly how Nancy Meyers would do it. (And sidebar: Nancy, if youāre reading this, holler at your boy ācause youāre still a hottie).
So Iām a 42yo married guy looking for a FWB, with an emphasis on āfriendā because I ADORE great banter. After all, we have to have some verbal chemistry in between rounds, am I right?Ā
Things I can offer: Iām 6ā tall, olive skinned, funny (used to do standup), good looking, and I work out daily. I have a lean/fit build, so I basically look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club if he were 40-something and didnāt actually look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club. Outside the bedroom, Iām smart, confident, and charismatic with a great job. Inside the bedroom, Iām dominant, sensual, and drawn to passion and mutual pleasure. In other words, Iāll throw you around into different positions, but Iāll also growl into your ear that youāre sexy as fuck as I make you orgasm.
Iām in the Sherman Oaks area and work north of there, so anywhere in the SFV/SCV would be ideal because traffic is the biggest cockblock in this town. Other stuff, Iām drug and disease free. High sex drive and kink friendly. Full head of hair. All my teeth. A generally positive person who still loves dark comedies. Excited to swap photos and movie recommendations when we connect on one of those secure chatting apps thatās used by dissident freedom fighters around the world and by lascivious married people in the US.
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