I’ve been thinking about posting this for weeks. Trying to think of what I need to say. I thought of all the things I need to list… so that I could weed out the non-compatibles. I also thought of asking AI to write this out. But the conclusion I came to is that most guys are not even gonna read this. They’re just gonna copy and paste some text that they send every F4M hoping that one sticks. And if you’re one of those that adds a dick pic thinking that’s gonna give you more leverage… It’s really not.

About you: 1. Handsome and confident… I want you to think that you are the hottest guy on the Internet.

1. Romantic, sweet, kind and giving…. I want you to jump into a love story with me.

2. Smart and driven…. I want you to be in a career that you love. I need you to have your shit together.

3. Grounded with immaculate opsec…. I need you to make your home life number one… The thought of changing anything is off-limits and you are not drippy with anything pertaining to us. This is very important.

4. Funny and spontaneous… please make me laugh. I really need someone that is funny and unpredictable… You could be a little crazy. And to make sure you’re reading all this if you reply to me… I want you to send me a picture with you holding up three fingers.

5. Flexibility…. I wanna meet with you at least once or twice a month… And not just during the day on a weekday. I need you to have the flexibility to meeting me on a weekend also… If just for a few hours.

6. I’m only looking for someone over age 40. I am pretty firm on this so please… If you are younger than 40, we are not going to work out. Sorry.

7. I am only looking for one single person to fill what I am missing. Please be the same.

I’m sorry I am being so picky. I’m just trying to save us both time.

About me: I am all of the above except for the handsome part. lol.

If all of those qualities are qualities that you possess… Please message me. I need you.