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Are you tired of dating apps and doomscrolling on Reddit? Do you have a passion and a desire to explore your personal side in a safe, confidential environment? Look no further! We're seeking a discreet hardware operator to join our team.
The equipment you'll be working on was manufactured overseas in 1977, but don’t let it scare you since it was approved by the FCC. It comes with all the firmware and patches updates all the way to the current version and all bells and whistles are attached. Box size is somewhat medium, about 5’8”, with a salt and pepper color top, and blue or grey LEDs. It has been neglected by a current operator for some time and that’s where you come in. The job is hybrid and the schedule can be discussed with the management.
Responsibilities:
Operate the hardware in a safe and secure environment. Maintain strict confidentiality. Utilize high-quality products and services to enhance your experience like "Telegram". Communicate complex concepts to non-technical individuals in a clear and humorous manner.
Requirements:
Strong troubleshooting skills and the ability to work under pressure. Excellent communication skills, both written and verbal. A solid understanding of various operating systems and hardware. Strong interpersonal skills and communication abilities. Proficiency in seduction techniques and intimate knowledge of pleasure or willingness to learn. A creative mind and a good sense of humor. Over communication.
If you're ready to bring your unique blend of technical expertise, wit, and charm we want to hear from you! Apply now and let's see if we can create something special together.
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