When all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney that I see,
In hopes that this Asian guy would find an AP

I just hope someone will listen to all that I have said

Because my marriage all but seemed dead;
And while my spouse always seems to want to take a nap,
I just want to meet someone who gives a crap

If you are bored of this poem then I may not be what you prefer

Because I do not consider myself an amateur
My schedule is only free on weekdays in the daytime,
But to not find a suitable AP would for sure be a crime

So let’s go see a museum, watch a movie, or even grab a bite to eat

Because with me, I will always be discreet

I want to hold your hand and give you kisses and a massage

Because I promise you, I am no mirage

I consider myself somewhat tall (6’3”)

And if we do click, I would like to give you a call (or message)

While Santa Claus has been known to say HO HO HO

When we are in bed, I can either go fast or I can go slow slow slow

I am HWP, DDF, and all that stuff

Although in bed, I have always been curious to try to use a handcuff

I want to go down on you especially when you are on a conference call

Or simply rail you against the hotel wall

My interests range from all over the place
And I don’t have a preference on your race
Since this is the holiday season, do you know all the reindeers including Blitzen?

But in all honestly, you are probably a Vixen

I want to hear about your day and ask how you have been

Because what we do behind closed doors will be a sin

I want to kiss you with every fiber of my being

Because a good time with me is what I will be guaranteeing

I’m located in the 20852 area code and prefer someone close

And to those who are scammers I’ll say to you adios!

If you see that this post is still up

It means I’ still searching and wondering what’s the hold-up?

I hope I have given you joy when you read my post

So let’s go out and have a toast!

I will conclude with a saying, as I walk out of sight:
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!