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I desire a special woman with whom I can spend quality time and fun as an AP or FWB. Either depends on a close friendship with a specific chemistry.
Me: - 6ā3ā tall to the point where I hit my head 69% of the time on open cupboards while I cook - My brown hair is traditionally styled to cover the scars from hitting my headā¦since my glasses donāt seem to help my blue eyes. - Speaking of which, I love cooking and I show those I care by making them something delicious -Iām married, and I dearly miss affectionā¦the hugs, the kisses, and the cuddles - Iām a professional nerd for work - Iām a classical nerd for fun (think documentaries, technology, and history instead of cosplay, anime, etc. ) - Love working out in the gym, spin on the peloton, and going for a run on the track - This makes me the fastest dad bod in California, hands down - I once rickrolled a girl in the back of the car. I proudly never let her down. - I am a social introvert. Iāll do my part to vibe with you, and I expect you to do the same. I detest low effort. Donāt waste my time. - I am a busy guy, but I donāt want a pen pal. Something in person is a must. I can meet up in the morning before work or some Fridays.
My kinks: - Iām a switch, I love going back and forth, being on top, being on bottom. - I love foreplay. I love exploring the female body and making my partner get heated with anticipation, making her squirm with desire. - I love performing oral on my partner. I am overjoyed when she is enjoying herself as I blow her mind over, and over, and over. My method isā¦patented - I love receiving oral as well - I especially enjoy 69. Nothing more hot than spreading her from behind and tending to her, making her squirm and her not being able to see what I will do. Feeling her moan as she tends to me because Iām tending to her. - Interested in anal and/or oral only when it comes toā¦things - I love making out. Itās the most intimate thing people can do, to be honest. - That and cuddling. Cuddling is a must. - Iāve been told the various forms of outercourse are hot. Especially since it really works well with edging and foreplay. Thus Iām curious. - Iām a huge sapiosexual. Intelligence gets me going. Nerd out with me, and we will have a blast. - I daydream about working out together. At least on a set or at the same time. And then finishing with a shower together. - Speaking of which, I appreciate both yoga pants and pretty dresses, and most things in-between. - I am not picky with height. I like short and very tall, and in-between. Though Iād be remiss to not note something alluring about a large height difference (entertaining the thought of my tossing you over my shoulder like Paul Bunyan?) or a woman as tall as I am (or taller) has its own allure as well. - Brattiness, sarcasm, and sass are very welcome. Those who misbehave will beā¦spankedā¦.or perhaps Iāll get you to a point where you anticipate Iāll kiss you, and pull away before our lips meet at the last 1/4ā (little over ~1/2cm for you fellow metric lovers) - I am a very accommodating partner and am happy to discuss kinks you may be into. Who knows, I may learn to like itā¦
Wutcha think? Are you a special woman looking for some fun and find this myriad of items interesting? Come say hi and tell me what you like!
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