Just a married guy (Mr. Grinch) looking for a married lady (Mrs. Grinch). It's Thursday morning with the office basically empty and last day here. Help make the season just a bit better and escape with me!

About Mr. Grinch:
• 37, married, EST Canada
• Dangerously tall at 5’3 (yes, really)
• East Indian, born and raised locally
• No green skin tones
• Down to earth, go with the flow, usually the clown, dark humored and…can be caring and an amazing listener
• Traveler (Santorini,Greece, west side of the island for the greatest sunset you'll ever see), concert goer (saw BadBadNotGood few nights ago, amazing), live sports watcher (go teams), sports player (softball, volleyball, dodgeball, basketball, competitive sofa sitter), music hunter(too much to list), dabbling in cooking more, and trying to pick-up a few forgotten hobbies
• Had an affair before... and understand how it works

What I'm Looking for in Mrs.Grinch:

• 33-45ish (open to exceptions)
• Married (of course)
• EST (preferably in Canada)
• Takes care of their health, no height preference, just be real
• No green skin tones
• All fingers and toes, good conversationalist, willing to joke around, have some banter and jump from a silly to serious conversation
• Someone who has their own hobbies, passions, or side hustles to keep busy—let me hear about your nerd-outs!
• previously had an affair and understand how it works, what's involved

This isn’t as complicated as people make it. No rush here—let’s get to know each other, talk about life’s wins and losses, discover fantasies, and share deep conversations without judgment. Except if you’re driving below the speed limit in the fast lane... then we might have a problem.

If you could hop on a flight and see any 3 countries, where would you go AND why? Also…Africa is not a country. I feel silly correcting people for this.