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I pray this doesn't end up with me in a bathtub full of ice and a kidney missing, but here goes.
I'm looking for a distraction. Someone interested in a back-and-forth one-upping of great storytelling, witty banter, dark humour, shameless flirting, and bad behaviour. All solid options.
Text and online is fine now, until you fall in love with me and move to Canada. Although it's about to be winter here and this maybe isn't the best time (unless you also know the best way to stay warm in an igloo).
In case it's important, I'm a city boy who loves escaping to the woods. I adore bad weather, and getting away with petty crimes. I've been told I'm conventionally attractive so, lucky you.
Two important things you need to know: I am not single, and I hate Reddit messaging/chat. So the less time we spend on here the better.
Here you are, still reading, you poor thing. Now you're really in for it. Come say hi!
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