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I am looking for an exclusive ACTUAL RELATIONSHIP. I don't want to be your sexting buddy, personal porn star, or buddy in general. I want a deeply emotional connection that compliments our incredibly kinky and passionate sex.
I am looking for high school hormones and silly levels of lust and unhealthy obsession. We won't leave our spouses but I want us to be absolutely crushed and unwell when this ends. Looking for medium to long-term
Before I list out in detail what I am want (which 99% of you won't read), here are some words used to describe me: cute, short, thin, tattooed, sexually submissive, kind, funny, and blunt. I will share more if we start chatting.
So are you interested in a MONOGAMOUS soul crushing affair? Here is what I am looking for:
Affair Partner Qualifications
Experience:
- At least one IN PERSON affair under your belt
- OPSEC (if you don't know what this is, you don't have experience with this)
REQUIRED:
- Condoms and consent are MANDATORY
- Great Communication
- 30-45 years old
- White
- Fit (not into skinny or chubby men)
- Clean shaven or stubble (trimmed beards will be considered)
- Good hygiene and nice teeth
- Chat availability in the evenings and weekends. I can only chat sporadically during the week day
- Meet up availability Friday-Sunday
- Financially able to contribute to hotels and dates and willing to travel
- Kinky and dominant (we will discuss this in detail so be prepared)
- MUST GIVE DETAILED ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS AND ASK QUESTIONS IN RETURN. If you don't openly divulge information and it feels like pulling teeth talking to you, I will immediately end the convo and block you.
- Must use Telegram for pic exchange and on-going communication
PREFERRED:
- Child-free
- Depraved/feral sexual desires
- BWC
- Appreciates dorkiness and silly humor
HARD NOs:
- NO CAKE EATERS. If you are having sex more than 1-2 a month, I don't want to fuck you. Dead bedrooms are preferred to match my situation
- Mustaches or long thick beards
- Bald men
- Extremely hairy men
- Alcoholics or smokers
Meet all the required qualifications? Apply today!
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