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35 [M4F]#online#TN: Shakespeare once wrote: I want a dime, thats top of the line, cute face, slim waist and a big behind. That spoke to me
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Nodadbodorjokes is a male age 35 looking for a female in onlineTN
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Don’t get too hung up on location. I value vibe over convenient geography.

Or was that some club banger in the early 2000s??? Either way… SAME😂

It’s just me, still trying to find that sexy lurker. I mean is it impossible to find a woman built like a Pixar mom, who loves to laugh, converse, banter and doesn’t expect me to be your pocket psychiatrist/porn star on command and wants to form some good old-fashioned escapism. Here goes some bullet points

  • black, father, Married, not in anyway miserable nor do I want that energy. Experienced in this lifestyle. Im no Bill from accounting that assumes after asking you what your favorite color is or your dream vacation that I get to ask you to show me your nipples. Conversation is key,Mutual attraction is a must, laughter is medicine,good vibes are the destination. I match energy and effort.
  • Full understanding between fantasy and reality. While I enjoy creating a place that would be just our own. Whether that means shit talking Karen from work, telling me things I already know like my puppies are adorable or pretend to be impressed with my HUGE D…. Bourbon collection. Life is tricky, hard and complicated, having daily hits of pocket dope mean, definitely can help make this crazy ride, we call life, more enjoyable.
  • Normally this is where I’d leave a physical description of myself but instead, I’ll leave a cliffhanger. Past Reddit encounters have described me as a 14.6/10 ( on the reddit scale), Hot football dad, Super not ugly, great value Tyrese and a catfish( I think thats a compliment)….. 😂

Anyways, so if you happen to be a fun, loving woman, who can match my energy, loves to laugh, takes pride in her appearance(HWP) and has to wrestle her Lululemon/scrubs over her🍑. Run don’t walk to my DM’s, ciao for now!

Ps: just so I know you read this, please understand I ONLY snap, most likely not getting any other apps. Tell me your favorite cocktail to drink while watching football!

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a female
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