Round… i don’t even fucking know anymore… FIGHT! But truly for the love of every god to ever exist, leave me TF alone if you have zero staying power & can’t bullshit with me on the regular. No to cake eaters. No to strictly online with heavy doses of anonymity. I had a successful 2 year relationship i found through reddit, so be my endgame or fuck with someone else.

no disclaimer for not changing situations cause imma be honest, mine is a raging dumpster fire, only disclaimer here is if all you're interested in is sex you can skip on to another ad.

basics about me: elder emo, bookish, sad girl, bbw curvy type with a pixie haircut/faux hawk, mom (or milf depending on preferences) of 1, animal lover (2 dogs, 2 cats), daycare teacher (preschool/3 year olds), music links & memes are a love language, reader of many things but primarily these days mostly fantasy romance & dark romance (gimme the shadow daddies, stalkers, fae, & serial unalivers), desperately lacking in affection & genuine care, if that wasn't evident by my book choices.

i'm currently injured & only working part time (we can talk about that if you're curious), but have therapy for my injury 2 days a week. my schedule is generally open as long as you're interesting enough to hold my attention.

as far as you, be under 45, be in the general senses of attractive & put together (be someone who showers regularly and doesn't spend all their free time on the couch, i have the ick living in my house don’t add to my ick), have interests beyond watching sports & boozing, be naturally Dominant (soft doms, pleasure doms, daddy & caregiver types, & primal hunters to the front of the line) this doesn’t mean have a shitty attitude or an enormous ego, and once again, be interested in more than e-banging or wanting nudes.

see ya in the chat requests

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