I've spoken to enough women on here over the last few years to know that the number 1 reason you come here is that your partner just isn't giving you the attention (usually in specific areas) that you're craving. Also, I've been quite surprised at the amount of women who harbour cheeky little kinky fantasies that they don't feel they can tell their SO about. I think this is probably the main reason that I'm also not getting what I crave at home.

I'm no cake-eater in any sense but I'm certainly a passionate eater. :-)

I need to find a willing partner who'll be my online best friend from day to day but then my IRL partner in mutual physical pleasure when we can get together. I want us to actually talk about our wants and desires and actually want to make them come true for each other. And the aftercare will always be of the highest standard. I've got so much to give, I just need the right woman.

I'm a VERY tall seasoned professional with a salt and pepper beardy look. Brown hair, blue eyes, big hands, athletic physique and very filling (apparently). I've got all my own teeth and hair, I'm always clean and healthy and generally smell marvellous. I'm genuine, sincere, very respectful, selfless and I'm even toilet trained (always put the seat down). Oh and I also have a very sexy voice, so I'm told.

This isn't my first outing in this lifestyle. I've had some lovely experiences with a few amazing women but, sadly, they can't all last. Maybe the next one could be different?!?! I don't want it to be all about the physical aspect, though. I'm always open to whatever may develop. Not looking to change circumstances, of course.... just add what's missing for both of us with total mutual transparency and complete openness, always.

I'm hoping to find a genuine, emotionally intelligent lady (in the UK) who's naturally comfortable and confident in her own skin, who takes care of herself and isn't afraid to wear her heart on her sleeve but who also loves to laugh and isn't averse to a little sarcasm and playful piss-taking (giving and receiving). I know you're out there.

I just want us to bring a little joy, happiness and fun into each other's lives. No judgement, no awkwardness, no uncertainty, just companionship and all the good things that brings. Let's get chatting and get to know each other. Xx