Me: 42 year old white man, married with no kids. I'm taller guy, 6'2, with a 260 lb dad bod, with long hair and a beard. I'm looking for a physical and emotional connection, fun and companionship. Ideally we would have playful and silly conversations, watch entertaining things together, and go out discreetly and build a secret connection-- our own little world. I love humor and to engage regularly in conversation- you don't have to drop everything in your life but be somewhat available. I'm hoping you can return this and "steal" me away from my regular life.

In the bedroom, i love exhibition, voyeurism, and breeding kinks. Ideally this would not be a one time thing and instead turn into a steamy connection for ongoing fun and messing around.

You: A woman, age 20 to 45ish with at least some curves. I love redheads. You enjoy teasing, being playful online chats leading to a meetup, anf can hold a conversation. Please be into actually connecting and not just into the "idea" of it... i can't and won't push you into anything but be honest with yourself. In the bedroom (and out!) You should love teasing and being desired by wearing heels, stockings/nylons (I love legs and feet) and sexy clothes. You desire lots of foreplay, love toys, enjoying showing off and having fun in different places while being into the thrill and rush of our secret connection. You would indulge kinks --willing to give me teasing foot play. Only looking for respnses from women. I am open to singles but much prefer married women in the same situation or attached women. Huge plus if you have no kids (I do not) I'm not against you having them it's just proven too big a barrier to freedom and fun (I've chatted with a few actual women on here and that's been the consistent barrier even when they've been interested in pursuing a connection). You would need to host (in rare circumstances I am able to) or we can meet somewhere else. Bonus If you like to have fun in little trips out into the world to do activities or be naughty, listen to music, 420.

If you check most of these boxes, drop me a line. I'm looking for you. Please be serious....No endless chat, and definitely no game playing. I, as have others, wasted too much time on people who arent ready to connect. I had someone flake after 4 weeks of talking, and another for 3 weeks connected who slowly slid into getting stuck in her current circumstances and not making the effort to break away and became resentful when I couldn't respond in chat right away, and another who had bad experiences with others and was afraid to move forward... all this is to say be honest with yourself and mature about pursuing something. If we're talking for weeks we should already be connecting in person!

Let's use SC or tele to verify if you serious, and let's not waste time. If you're like me, and seeking the same, you know how often people are fake, catfishing, or flake. DMs open. Let's get to know one another and make something fun and fulfilling happen.